That article. Bollocks, all of it. Why didn't she mention Cedric Diggory? He's the bloody Hogwarts Champion! Never mind spelling everyone else wrong and cooking up some stupid story about me. That woman is... horrible.
What's the idea of that Weighing of the Wands thing anyway? Ollivander looks at the wand, deduces what it's made from, the owner confirms and he checks it's in good condition. Weird. And then they sic her on us... It's mad, I tell you.
( Private to Nev and Hermione )